you're in the [battle-field]

I have a new servant. His name is Uzumaki Naruto.

He kind of smells, though. And not in a good way.

... U-zu-ma-ki. Doesn't he work here?

It's inevitable that I get an online journal, if only because the fad has circulated around the office.

... And I still don't get why it's so special.

If you wish to leave a message for Baiken on her home phone, please label the subject line with, "Home phone: Message." If you wish to leave him a message through her voice mail, please label the subject line with, "Voice mail: Message."

Likewise, if you wish to call for sake of conversation, please respectively label the subject line, "Home phone: Call," and "Cell phone: Call."

If you wish to leave an email, please label the subject line, "Email." Thank you.

[Home phone message]
"This is Baiken. I can't take your call right now, so leave a message."

(Pii.)

[Voice mail]
"This is Baiken. Leave a message."

[Email]
baiken@weeklymetropol.co.jp